Curse

xRustyx · Sep 25, 2008, 02:05 AM // 02:05

WARNING: MAY HAVE EXPLICIT CONTENT/GENERAL AWESOMENESS THAT IS UNSUITABLE FOR PUSSIES

To Important People: If you want my contact details, PM me on Guru and I will send you them.

Welcome to the first installment of ===COMIC WARS===! This pinnacle of artistic movement makes Mona Lisa look like she has PMS. It is pencilled by none other than, master artist Rusty who graduated from 17 Universities with numerous PhDs at the age of 9, but went on to be a drug dealer because he was hoodcore. He was simultaneously born in Haiti, Brooklyn, Compton and Queensbridge at the same time.

It will be updated when he is not hustlin' the Canthan streets wholesaling bricks to the Elonians. These fine pieces of art will be drawn oldschool style, cuz y'all know these comics come straight from the heart, I got so much game my pencil flow ridiculous, spit like 9 Macs cuz this what we be homeboi. Been down with graphite since 1989 like it ain't shit.

So you may ask, why is it called "===COMIC WARS===" and not just "Comic Wars"? It is because the equal signs stand for racial equality, which I am a proud supporter of. There are six equal signs for the six races on Earth; Bloodz, Cripz, Eses, Asians, Latin Kings, Colombians. If you not part of these races you are not a race.

COMIC #1: A CARING LIFE [Just did something off the top of my head as it was a test trial.]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/8899/comic1nv3.jpg

COMIC #2: Drugs are bad.

COMIC #3: Party-based Gameplay

COMIC #4: Life of Guild Wars HALLOWEEN CONTEST SUBMISSION 2008

Joe Fierce · Sep 25, 2008, 02:32 AM // 02:32

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but went on to be a drug dealer because he was hoodcore. He was simultaneously born in Haiti, Brooklyn, Compton and Queensbridge at the same time.

lmao, think that little satire is funny, i actually know someone who graduated from sdsu and has a degree in engineering, but still went on to deal instead, why? his answer "the money's better"

lol comic.

good.

xRustyx · Sep 25, 2008, 03:11 AM // 03:11

First comic was just a trial, COMIC #2 IS UP!

Jormund · Sep 25, 2008, 03:23 AM // 03:23

Rusty why does your character wear a clock on his chest?

Accursed · Sep 25, 2008, 03:26 AM // 03:26

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Originally Posted by Jormund

Rusty why does your character wear a clock on his chest?

Have you not heard of Flava Flave?

Jormund · Sep 25, 2008, 03:33 AM // 03:33

Rusty is Flava Flave?!

Pleikki · Sep 25, 2008, 03:56 AM // 03:56

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Originally Posted by Jormund

Rusty why does your character wear a clock on his chest?

Rofl

that made my day.. lol, nice comic

Rhamia Darigaz · Sep 25, 2008, 04:07 AM // 04:07

rofl, good comics

Rothan Celt · Sep 25, 2008, 08:34 AM // 08:34

~I Sooooo wanna blance skills 8D

Good job Rusty.

SkekSister · Sep 25, 2008, 08:56 AM // 08:56

A clock on my chest proves I dont fess
Im a clock-a, rock-a rockin wit-da-rest
Flavor in da house by chuck-ds side
Chuck got da flavor-flav dont hide

Cold lampin baby

ZenRgy · Sep 25, 2008, 09:25 AM // 09:25

I like the detail in your crown.

jiggles · Sep 25, 2008, 01:21 PM // 13:21

i cried laughing. some good shit right there

FlamingMetroid · Sep 25, 2008, 03:17 PM // 15:17

Posting in Rusty-awesomeness thread

maraxusofk · Sep 26, 2008, 07:24 PM // 19:24

rusty has the fking midus touch. anything he does is gold man.

xRustyx · Sep 29, 2008, 11:38 PM // 23:38

COMIC #3 IS RELEASED!!!

Jormund · Sep 29, 2008, 11:47 PM // 23:47

The best thing about this is I would imagine if henchmen achieved sentience the first thing they would do is complain about how terrible most of the players are they are forced to group with and then would make up excuses like this to drop group every time they got stuck with them again. Are those stink lines surrounding the player in the last frame?

xRustyx · Oct 08, 2008, 03:30 AM // 03:30

COMIC #4 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2008 IS RELEASED!!!